My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow
"In marriage, you will win every battle if you fight it together and you will lose every battle if you fight it against each other. In good times and bad, remember that your spouse is always your partner and never your enemy."
(Source: malakadny-mademoiselleisafairy, via letterofmarque)
"Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first, and settles in as the gentle present. This now, this us, we can cope with that. We can do this together you and I."
Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale (via thecoffeewasgoodtoday
(Source: clhrisevans, via inpossibilisanteprandium)